An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,

'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair,

Given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters,









'Hell No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'

10 Replies

  • Good giggle !! Xx

  • :-) :-) :-)

  • Love it

  • Fantastic

  • Either very dumb or it was just quick thinking, good one.

  • i have just told my blonde friend that joke ...she did not get it doh!

  • Brilliant !!!! even though I am blonde!!!

  • Ouch !

  • lol grudgingly very good xxx

  • ha ha ha brilliant muckster,,,, jimmy :D :D

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