British Lung Foundation

Stunt Pilot

A young woman walks into a supermarket, and on her way round she sees the bloke who'd had his wicked way with her the previous evening, after they had met and chatted in a pub.

He was stacking washing powder boxes on the shelves.

"You lying toad!" she yells at him, " Last night you told me you were a stunt pilot!"

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"No I did not, " he says "I told you I was a member of the Ariel display team!"

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Brilliant

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Well least he came clean lol x Sonia

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lol. Nice one.

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ha ha,, like it lol :D jimmy

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Thanks for the laugh - needed that.

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Eh

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Great a play on words,bet many have been used over the years.

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He He He was probably the son of a politician.

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