A young woman walks into a supermarket, and on her way round she sees the bloke who'd had his wicked way with her the previous evening, after they had met and chatted in a pub.
He was stacking washing powder boxes on the shelves.
"You lying toad!" she yells at him, " Last night you told me you were a stunt pilot!"
"No I did not, " he says "I told you I was a member of the Ariel display team!"