A fun observation

Would atheist have common sense and not be just argumentative!

One day a Pastor, a Vicar and an Atheist go on a fishing trip together. They are in the boat and the Pastor says," Oh! No! I left the paddles on shore!" So he proceeds to get out of the boat and walk on the water to the shore to get them. Once he is back into the boat the Vicar says," Oh! No! I left the bait on shore too!" And like the Pastor the Vicar exits the boat and walks on the water to get the bait. When the Vicar climbs back into the boat the atheist yells," Well if you guys can do it so can I!!!" and proceeds to climb out of the boat, but he falls into the water. At this point the Pastor says," Do you think we should have told him where the rocks are?

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  • lollollollol :D :D :D chuckling here

  • Lol, that was another good one Mic. x

  • That's a good one!

  • Ha ha ha. Like it Michael, and having a good giggle as I picture the scene. :p

    hugs from Huggs :) :)

  • Love it! :D

  • Brilliant !!! didn't expect that at all.

  • Hahaha. Excellent.

  • A smile a day keeps the doctor away - or something like that...lol

  • :D :D :D

  • Thank you for your laughter, it made my day when I saw this. should I tell my vicar that one???

  • love it

  • :D :D loved that one mic ha ha. :D :D

    in a way it reminded me of the old joke about the pastor.....

    the rains came in torrents, the waters began to run high, nearly up to the church roof,!! so the pastor climbed onto the roof for safety,, a rowing boat passed, and said to the pastor," come aboard we,ll save you",, "no" the pastor said "the lord will save me, i have faith"

    ,, then the waters became deeper , so he climbed on to the church bell,, then someone else passed in a rowing boat, "jump in pastor well save you" "no " replied the pastor "i have faith, the lord will save me"

    then as the waters became deeper still, he climbed on to the top of the steeple,, at that another rowing boat passed, "pastor please,please come aboard, were here to save you" "no" said the pastor as the water was up to his neck "i have faith, the lord will save me" ,, then the pastor drowned,,,,,,,,,,,,!!

    he arrived in heaven, and was at the pearly gates talking to st peter,, he said "i cannot understand why the lord let me down, i've been a good christian all my life, and had more faith, than most.

    so st peter said he would have a word with god, to find out what the problem was!!

    when st peter came back, he told the pastor the message from god,,,

    "you mean to say!!!, the lord let you down !! " ........

    " he said, you, above all should know the lord will never let you down"

    hes just told me," he sent three rowing boats to save you " :D :D

    hope it makes you smile mic,, its only a joke :D ,,,,,,jimmy :D

  • I did know it in another version, but his one is soo good! Can imagine the chappie climbing and climbing with his own expectations! :-)

  • :D especially when he was getting all the help he needed :D

    i just printed it off the top of my head,, with my one printing finger :) [the one with the blister on :D ]

    i have another 9 :D ,,,but cant print with them :D ,,,,,probably could have been told better,,, but you get the gist :)

    jimmy :)

  • Control with one finger; that's pretty awesome!

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