Beware of ladies that read. - Lung Conditions C...

Lung Conditions Community Forum

54,983 members65,771 posts

Beware of ladies that read.

eightyplus profile image
13 Replies

One morning a husband returns after several hours of

fishing and decides to take a nap.

Although not familiar with the lake, his wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, drops anchor and begins to read her book. Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies.

"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.

"I'm sorry, Officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm

reading."

"Yes, but you hav e all the equipment. For all I know

you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you

in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with assault,"says the woman.

"But I have not even touched you," says the game

warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all

I know you could start at any moment."

"Have a nice day, ma'am," he said, and left.

Moral of this story: Never argue with a woman who

reads. It is likely she can also think.

Written by
eightyplus profile image
eightyplus
To view profiles and participate in discussions please or .
13 Replies
jimmyw123 profile image
jimmyw123

:D brilliant eightyplus ,,,jimmy

Toci profile image
Toci

:) :) :)

Clever buggers ain't we. :) :) x Sonia x

RibvanRey profile image
RibvanRey

Bloomin multitasking again Sonia ;-)

in reply to RibvanRey

Morning rib, I'll be honest I used to be great at multi tasking , now , sometimes I forget half way through the 1st thing I was doing, scary, even writing posts or replys I have to keep stopping, going over what I have written as I forget what the question was lmao, oh well might forget I'm ill, that would be great even for a day lol. Take care x Sonia x

Very funny xx

Mummywummy profile image
Mummywummy

Love it, priceless

undine profile image
undine

lol love it thank you - from a lady who thinks - when she has enough oxygen in her blood ha,ha xxx

That's why I never argue with the mother in law

Well gone like it. Malk

helingmic profile image
helingmic

Learn to stand up for yourself and don't be fobbed off. I'll try this when I park on some double yellow lines!

angie12 profile image
angie12

Brill x

onamission profile image
onamission

Always one step ahead of the men when are they going to learn lol

You may also like...

read any good books lately?

hunting the shops for other of her books. I have read Promise Me, but she has written many others,...

Very clever scam. Please read.

have not issued a warning about loft insulation. Take care people- this is the cleverest one I have...

Sunday’s Poem - Somebody’s Mother

laddie of all the group;      He paused beside her and whispered low,      \\"I'll help you cross,...

A Bladder Cancer Update.

said \\"No wonder you want to swap, you live only two miles from your local hospital\\" She said...

family friend emphysema requesting cbd oil south west

really feel for his Mum. She was told she had lung cancer earlier this year. Thank you in...