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OH ' POOR PIRATE '

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A pirate walked into a bar, and the bartender said , "hay, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened ? you look terrible." "What do you mean " said the pirate, " I feel fine." "What about the wooden leg ? You didn't have that before. " " Well, said the pirate " We were in a battle , and I got hit with a cannon ball, took my leg stright off, but Im fine now."

The Bartender replied " Well , OK, but what about the hook ? " you didn't have that before

what happened to your hand ? " The pirate explained, " We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off . I got fitted with this hook,but Im fine now really" " What about the eye patch ? you didn@t have that before ?

" Oh" said the pirate. " One day we were at sea, and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up and one of them s**t in my eye." " Your kiddin," said the bartender, Yoy shouldn't lose an eye just from some bird s**t. ? " IT WAS MY FIRST DAY WITH THE HOOK !!!

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i like it

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mustcarryon

That's a good one!

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angie54

Lol

Xxx

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redted

Lol

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eightyplus

Aye! Aye! Captain, loved it.

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Offcut

:)

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phillips1

I loved that Malk, it's the sort of thing I would do.

Bobby

Brilliant...lololol

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Batbara

That was a good laugh with my first cup of coffe this morning. Thanks. I needed that chuckle!

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kimtc

That was brill - actually made me laugh aloud! (which is rare for me).

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Jeremy76

Arrrrrrgghhhh me hearties!

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jimmyw123

ha ha ha,, good one malk :D :D jimmy

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