jimmyw123 with my apologies for another version. Mine is naughty.
Two Indians and a Cajun were walking in the
desert, when, all of a sudden, one of the
Indians took off and ran up a hill to the mouth
of a small cave. He hollered into the cave,
"Wooooo! Wooooo!Woooooo!" and then listened
until he heard the answer......."Wooooo! Wooooo!
Wooooo!" He then proceeded to tear his clothes
off and run into the cave.
The Cajun was puzzled and asked the other
Indian what that was all about, was the Indian
crazy or something? "No," said the other Indian.
"It is mating time for us Indians and when you
see a cave and holler "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!",
and get an answer back it means that she is in
there waiting to mate with you."
Just about then, this Indian saw another cave.
He took off and ran up to the cave and hollered,
"Woooo! Woooo! Wooooo!" When he heard the return
"Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!", off came his clothes
and into the cave he went.
Well, the Cajun started thinking about all of
this and decided to find a cave for himself so
off he went running around the desert searching.
All of a sudden, he looked up and saw a great
big cave. As he looked in amazement, he was
thinking, "Mon Amie! Look at zee size of dat
cave. Maybe, it's beegerr den de ones dat dose
Indi-ons found. Der mus be sometin' really great
in dis here cave hole!"
Well, he took off up the hill at a super fast
speed with his hopes of ecstasy and grandeur. He
got in front of the cave and hollered, "Woooo!
Wooooo! Wooooo!" as loud as he could. He was
just tickled all over when he heard the
answering call of "WOOOOO! WOOOOO! WOOOOO!"
Off came his clothes and, with a huge smile on
his face, he raced into the cave.....
The next day in the newspaper, the headline
read.......
"NAKED CAJUN RUN OVER BY FREIGHT TRAIN!"
