How to wash the cat.

1. Lift both lids of the toilet an add 1/8 of a cup of pet shampoo, to

the bowl water.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him, while carrying him to the bathroom.

3. In one movement place the cat in the bowl and close the lid - you may to stand on the lid to aid the washing progress.

4. The cat will now self agitate, and make ample suds ! Never mind the noises which come from the toilet,the cat is actually enjoying this !!

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides the power wash and rinse '.

6. Have somone open the front door of your home. Please be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand as far back as you can behind the toilet and lift the lid.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet,streak through the bathroom and run outside to dry himself

9. Both the cat and the toilet will now be sparkling clean.

Yours Sincerely

The Dog.

[Louisiana]

Naaaaaasty dog!!!

[Hidden]

Dogs rule and cats drool springs to mind lmao. I have both pets but that is exactly what my dog would do to our cats if he could, and sit back and laugh, as I'm sure the cats would love to use him as a scratch post. X Sonia x

[jimmyw123]

ha ha,, liked the end bit,,," the dog ",,,hope your keeping well malk,,jimmy

[nanaber]

I my I did giggle at that

[Sand64]

So funny, I had to share on facebook! Probably get some stick from a unamused cat lover, but amused me & I am sure a lot of my friends x

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Pleased you enjoyed it, whats life without a smile and a laugh from time to time. Malk.x

[Sand64 in reply to Hidden]

I had a few likes & been called a wicked cow, so far, but I don,t care

[Hidden in reply to Sand64]

You win some, and loose some. Xant win them all. 2 Life is too short to worry, and we suffer more than others so what the hell !!

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BAD Dog

[hallentine47]

I was delighted to receive these instructions which appeared to be the answer to a problem that had been perplexing me for some time. Unfortunately I do not own a cat so I managed to lure a particularly irritating neighbour's cat into my house by tempting it with bits of sardine. I gathered up the trembling moggy in my arms and diligently followed the procedure outlined below with entirely the described outcome. However I do think the procedure could be improved upon in a minor way which I discovered after reflection upon some remarks my unsuspecting neighbour shared with me in a casual conversation over the garden wall some days after the cat clensing episode. It a nutshell he was trying to discover the source of a particularly disgusting odor which had permeated his home around the same time as the aforementioned clensing. I would like to recommend an additional step to the process which should be the step performed bfore the shampoo is added... "Ensure that any solid material in the toilet has been flushed away and that the toilet is apparently free from contaminants in the water." I am confident that this small addition will make the process noticeably more effective. As a naturally cautious person I would not make such a recommendation before trying it out, unfortunately the aforementioned moggy had lost his appetite for my tasty sardines so as I mentioned in my opening remarks I attempted to solve my problem using the same procedure. The problem was how to wash my son's pet rat. I followed the procedure to the letter and finally upon lifting the lid at the end of the process the rat must have leapt out of the toilet bowl with such alacrity as to escape my notice since upon closer inspection I could not find it anywhere. The front door being open at this point as per the instructions I can only assume that upon discovering his freedom after such a traumatic experience he decided to make good his escape since he has never been seen since. I only hope that wherever he has now decided to make his home he is amongst friends.

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HA Ha , Thats better than the joke, Did it damage your wallpaper on its way out / Malk.

[Sand64 in reply to hallentine47]

Lol, I love it x

[hallentine47]

Thank you malk7 and just keep smiling. I have yet to find the wall paper!