The Bells!!

Please bear in mind that I don't swear in spite of having had a rather full life

but somehow those tales with a pinch of naughtiness added can often bring a smile to those who deem themselves too puritanical.

A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go.

"From now on when I say BELL 1, I want you to strip naked. When say BELL 2, I want you to jump in bed. And when I say BELL 3, we are going to make love all night." The next night he came home from work and yelled, "BELL 1!" The wife promptly took all her clothes off.

When he yelled "BELL 2!", the wife jumped into bed. When he yelled "BELL 3!", they began making love. After a few minutes the wife yelled "BELL 4!" "What the hell is BELL 4?" asked the husband?


5 Replies

  • :D :D :D ,,,jimmy

  • lol very good thank you xx

  • Love it 80+ :D :D :D

  • Had to share that one - hope you don't mind, my laugh for the week!

  • Wo hoah! I love it! On your horse, oops, well, you know!

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