Weekend Wit - Hope you didn't scare anybody last night :P :P

Funny things written on medical records

1)She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night

2)Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.

3) The patient is very tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be suffering from depression

4) The patient has been depressed since seeing me in 1993.

5) Discharge Status : Alive , but without my permission.

6)The skin was moist and dry

7)Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches

8)The patient has suffered from constipation for most of her life, until she got divorced

9)I saw your patient today who is still under our car

10)Patient has chest pains if she lies on her side for over a year

11)The patient has two children, but no other abnormalities

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  • :D :P :) enjoyed thank-you plumbob.Hope your keeping well ? :) Janexx

  • clever, thanks, plum bob

  • ha ha, very good plumbob :D jimmy

  • I love everyone of them ,very funny,my sence of humar ,thanx.

  • got me giggling thank you xx

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