Mummy says I have to writ somethink to all youse peoples cos she tinks you are naice and you mite like cheering up a bite and she says I mustn't call her Mummy cos she isn't reely.
Theer is Bobby and Eilis and me. Eilis is shouty all the time an her eyes stick out a bitt an she is a greedy pig. Bobby is aright reely he is bigger than me and Eilis and as wonky legs cos hes old me and Bobby go out with Daddy evrry morning ever so early for a walk. We go in the dark an I tink there are huge monsters waiting to eat me but Daddy says its jus a cow luking over the fence.
We are somethink called rescue dogs cos we didn't have naice peoples looking after us once but we don't remember that now.
Now we get naice food and lotsof cuddles an Eilis is allowwwed to sleep on the settee with Mummy even though shes quit a horrible sort of a dog reely with her shouting and she pushes me away from my dinner so I mak a growly noise in me throot.
I go out in the car everywhere cos I am very well-behaved an set quietly an I don't bite peoples. Bobby bites peoples an has to wear somethink round his noses so his teeths don't go into a peoples leg.
My paws are a bit tired so I tink I'll go and have a bit of a ly down.
I hopes you all are feeling not too bad today
Love from Millie xxx