Is this a blonde husband?

Dennis and his two friends are talking at a bar.

His first friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine."

His second friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber the other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't mine."

Dennis says: "I think my wife is having an affair with a horse." Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief.

"No, I'm serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed."

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  • Neigh :-)

    polly xx

  • another cracker alan,, first smile this morning :) thanks ,,,jimmy

  • awesome!!!...and Polly!! hahahaha Sooooooooooo funny. Hahahaha!.....

  • Fantastic

  • very good thank you xx

  • Wow, hey neigh!

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