Why Six.

A wife ask's her husband, " could you please go shopping for me and buy a carton of milk and if they have avocados get six". A short time later the husband returns with six cartons of milk .

The wife asks him, " Why did you buy six cartons of milk ? He replies , " They had avocados. "

( If your a women you're a women, Im sure you're you're going to read it again.) Malk.

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I had to read it again then I got it lol

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Took me 3 times, but got it in the end lmao. X Sonia x

[jimmyw123]

ha ha, clever malk .jimmy

[Fanacapan9]

Excellent!!

[Towse1950]

Your right I had to read the first half again then think like a Man. He did exactly what he was told! Clever.

[Plumbob]

Had to read it twice (but I am half asleep )... enjoyed it better the second time Ha Ha

[James48]

We are easily confused lol!1

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I read it twice and then it hit me between the eyes

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Now would that be a clever man being daft..... or a daft man being clever...??

[soulsaver]

In a similar mode -

Mom: When your at the shop get me 20 Bensons

Student: What if they're out of Bensons?

Mom: Oh, just get anything else..

Later:

Him: They didn't have Bensons..

Mom: What did you get me?

Him: A pork pie...