The Pastors Ass.
The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The
pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it
in the race again, and it won again. The local paper
read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT. The Bishop was so upset
with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor
not to enter the donkey in another race. The next day,
the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S
ASS. This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the
pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to
give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The local paper,
hearing of the news, posted the following headline the
next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN. The bishop fainted.
He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of
the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10. The next
day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10 This was too
much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back
the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run
wild. The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER
ASS IS WILD AND FREE The bishop was buried the next day.
The moral of the story is . . . being concerned about
public opinion can bring you much grief and misery . . .
even shorten your life. So be yourself and enjoy life.
Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a
lot happier and live longer.
coughalot x
you've a great sense of humour alan,, love the jokes,,jimmy 
