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In a tiny village lived an old maid. In spite of her old age, she was still a virgin.

She was very proud of it. She knew her last days were getting closer, so she told the

local undertaker that she wanted the following inscription on her tombstone:

"Born as a virgin, lived as a virgin, died as a virgin."

Not long after, the old maid died peacefully, and the undertaker told his men what the

lady had said. The men went to carve it in, but as the lazy no-goods they were, they

thought the inscription to be unnecessarily long. They simply wrote: "Returned

unopened."

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whit

very good

love it

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redted

Another good one,and must pass this on.Lol

Good one . X Sonia x

Hee hee! Never heard that one before! xxx

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mustcarryon

Brilliant

Ha ha ha..

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undine

lol very good thank you xx

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helingmic

Oh I love it, it's so good. I'll tell it at our coffee morning on Tuesday. You will hear them laugh from where you are!

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Tracey40

Lol xx

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jimmyw123

ha ha very good :D

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