A Christmas meal at an expensive restaurant is disturbed by a woman screaming!! "My son is choking!! " she cries. He,s swallowed a sixpence [shows you how old the joke is lol D: ] in the Christmas pudding!! Please, anyone- help!!
Whithout speaking a man stands up at a nearby table, and walks over nonchalantly. Smiling pleasantly, he grips the boy by the "gonads" and squeezes as hard as he could, The boy screaming and crying out,,,But out pops the coin.
"Thank you so much " beams the relieved mother. "Are you a paramedic ? "
"No" replied the man,,,,,,,,"I work for the inland revenue" !!!!!!!