CHARLIE Bucket’s Grandpa Joe has been charged

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CHARLIE Bucket’s Grandpa Joe has been charged with fraudulent benefit claims dating back more than two decades.

Following a DWP ‘Golden Ticket’ sting operation, the 96-year-old was filmed dancing, singing and showing no signs of the unspecified illness that had supposedly confined him to bed for 20 years.

Benefits investigator Roy Hobbs said: “The suspect, walking unaided, then accompanied his grandson to a nearby factory to collect further handouts of everlasting gobstoppers.

“Our officer, who was disguised as an eccentric recluse, arrested him on the spot. Charlie’s parents have been imprisoned for allowing their son to take unauthorised holidays during term time.

“Charlie has been taken into care and the factory, together with its indentured staff of illegal immigrants, has been handed over to rich children who can be trusted to run it responsibly.”

[happyfeet59]

very amusing! I like it!! ( don't know how to add smileys on here)

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[happyfeet59 in reply to Offcut]

many thanks :0

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A few more for you happyfeet. Just hover your cursor over them to see how to do them. Make sure you leave a space after them too.

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[RibvanRey]

I suppose the staff will be impossible to repatriate due to our lack of diplomatic relations with their country of origin. Rib

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Love it, believe me if I won a golden ticket I'd jump up and down aswel well in a fashion I could say i was doing PR exercises sit to stands lol x Sonia x

[Wozzer1]

I always knew grandpa Joe, was a fraud. I hope young Charlie doesn't go off the rail now that he's been taken into care ....lol