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One never knows the consequences of an act!

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Bob decided to go golfing with his buddy, Ray. So they loaded up Bob's minivan and headed out.

After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible thunder storm. They pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.

'I realize its terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed, "she explained. 'I'm afraid the neighbours will talk if I let you stay in my house.'

'Don't worry,' Bob said, 'We'll be happy to sleep in the barn, and if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light.'

The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night

Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way.

They enjoyed a great weekend of golfing.

But about nine months later, Bob got an unexpected letter from an attorney.

It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the golf weekend.

He dropped in on his friend Ray and asked, 'Ray, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our golf holiday about 9 months ago?'

'Yes, I do.' said Ray

'Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?'

'Well, um, yes!,' Ray said, a little embarrassed about being found out, 'I have to admit that I did.'

'And did you happen to give her MY name instead of telling her your name?'

Ray's face turned beet red and he said, 'Yeah, look, I'm sorry, buddy, I'm afraid I did. Why do you ask?'

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'She just died and left me everything

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Haha, best I have heard in a long time...x

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hufferpuffer

I love surprise endings! good laugh thank you! :D :D :D xxx

Hi muckster, loved it , love it when it ends totally different to what u expect, made me chuckle. X Sonia x

That's great,loved it xx

not bad mucks well actually it was good lol xx

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FarmerD

:D

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undine

very good - thank you xx

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cornishlady

Brilliant thanks for that one Muckster made my day x lol

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CELAT06

Brilliant! Not what I expected at all

great ending beware your sins will catch you out

Moi ? Sinful? I wish lol

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