DLAPIAI Pronouced "Delapearee"

[Offcut]

I Have my BB pet hate back in my head and come up with DLAPIAI Pronouced "Delapearee"

It stand for Drives Like an Idiot Parks Like an Idiot.

Any one think of another?

[Suzy6]

Sorry not good at things like that. Need one myself for "people who park 3/4 feet over my drive making my exit difficult."

[sassy59 in reply to Suzy6]

How inconsiderate Suzy6. Some people need a kick up the backside. xxxx

[sassy59]

How about "Try And Bloody Park In Correct Space!" TABPICS. Not great I know but all I could come up with on spur of the moment. Take care xxxxx

[Suzy6 in reply to sassy59]

Thanks Sassy, I will put it on the windscreen of the next person who does it. They certainly do need a kick somewhere. I live two roads from a school and it has grown in size plus sixth form pupils now have cars and too many people drive their children to school. The school car parks are full and the area needed for parking is growing. I have no objection as long as they leave my drive clear. You take care too and have a good weekend xx

[WestWalesPaul in reply to Suzy6]

I used to walk to school. A mere mile and a half or so!! Nuff said

[sassy59 in reply to WestWalesPaul]

Walking! What's that? I also used to walk or ride my bike when older. xxxxxxx

[peege in reply to WestWalesPaul]

Me too, in short socks too!

[Offcut in reply to WestWalesPaul]

I biked it and that was 4 miles.

[sassy59 in reply to Suzy6]

I know what you mean Suzy. Wishing you well for the weekend. xxx

[pergola1]

I could think of some really good ones but more than likely not acceptible in a forum so they would come under the heading of NSA/NBG xx

[Hidden]

I have one good all rounder : starts with T and ends with T .. Great post offcuts YEP YUP have to think positively bouncing round getting high rate in ya car seat is good for mucus clearance ...

so are speed humps .... yep many a time my chest as been bad and gone for a run and went over few speed humps and sure enought that's dislodged da gunk

Great post

[sassy59 in reply to Hidden]

Still on good form eh Daz! You take care and keep smiling. xxxxxx

[peege]

Ha, I thought of you today. How I wish I had some of my (imagined) stickers saying 'you park like a c***'. Grrr I went to IKEA (horror of horrors on a Saturday, it was unavoidable) then to our M&S/Saisbury carpark double grrrrr and I don't use the disability parking. Lots of people are simply selfish.

[Suzy6 in reply to peege]

My neighbour writes a rude message, smears sticky honey on the back and slaps it on their windscreen if they park over her drive. Once we were really angry and blocked him in with our cars. He had to knock or stay there all night. Bet he didn't do it again.

[helingmic in reply to peege]

Sorry peeg, I don't go to IKEA, neither on a Saturday or any other day! I avoid going to Sainsbury by ordering on line. The driver can negotiate the traffic to bring me my food. This keeps me cool and happy

Back to chess! By the way, has any one of you got a Kindle?

[helingmic]

I am so glad that I don't drive (like an idiot) any more! I rely on volunteer drivers. In my area, they have hybrid, smooth running cars and take me regularly to the gym.

[onamission]

My husband fitted the robots that did car window screens he always said that Volvo made by robots to be driven by idiots. You only have to go to our local shopping centre to see all the idiots last week I saw a small KA parked in two disabled spaces how the bloody hell did they pass the test

[Offcut in reply to onamission]

It does make you wonder