We find ourselves a loss when someone says "you dont know jack schitt", well, thanks to my new genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way
Jack schitt is the only son of Awe .Schitt. Awe Schitt, the ferilizer magnate, who married O.Schitt, the owner of Needeep.N. Schitt,inc. They had one son, Jack.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt.The deeply religious couple produced six children; Holy schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip schitt.
Against her parents objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because their kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the news paper announced the ,,,Schitt-Happens,,, nuptials, The Schitt-happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and horse.!!
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned home from italy with his new Italian wife Pissa Schitt.
Now when someone says "you dont know Jack Schitt; you can connect them.....
ha ha ha, not a swearing word in it, its only a joke [a clean one]