who is jack schitt?

We find ourselves a loss when someone says "you dont know jack schitt", well, thanks to my new genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way

Jack schitt is the only son of Awe .Schitt. Awe Schitt, the ferilizer magnate, who married O.Schitt, the owner of Needeep.N. Schitt,inc. They had one son, Jack.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt.The deeply religious couple produced six children; Holy schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip schitt.

Against her parents objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because their kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the news paper announced the ,,,Schitt-Happens,,, nuptials, The Schitt-happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and horse.!!

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned home from italy with his new Italian wife Pissa Schitt.

Now when someone says "you dont know Jack Schitt; you can connect them.....

Sincerely

Crock,o. Schitt,,,,

ha ha ha, not a swearing word in it, its only a joke [a clean one]:) :)

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  • A must be privliged a know all them a da german.

    Thats good one :))

    Inspirational

  • lollollollol that's some wonderful Schitt

  • :D :D :D

  • Jimmy, your so full of fertilizer Ha Ha. That's why your garden is so amazing!!!! :)

    Tony

  • Thats a cracker Jim lad. thanks.

  • :-) What are you like our Jim! xxx

  • thanks for the laugh ended my day just right

  • Never knew so many people full of schitt, brill love it. Xx

  • Great reading, lol.

  • :D :D thanks

    Dozy :) x x x

  • What a load of bull schists

  • As always brilliant. How long did it take you to come up with that one?

  • :-)

  • loved it very clever thank you really need some humour now xxx

  • That was brilliant Jimmy got me laughing this morning and as you know laughter is the best form of medicine. Keep them coming.

    polly xx

  • Hi Jimmy. That was very funny. I see you are still up to your jokes. how are you? Keeping well I hope. X

  • This is brilliant - and so clever! Thanks for making our day!

  • thanks all,, a wee laugh never did anyone any harm:)

    someone asked who " Jack schitt" was ? ,,,, he was actually the brother of a very rich oil tycoon, from the far east, and his name was,,,,,,,,

    ,,,,,,Mustapha Schitt :):),,,,jimmy lol xxxx

  • Lmao :D :D

    I came across one of the lesser known cousins, Mustafa, and his sister, Avanice!

  • :):) or the other cousin, Cathy- Anne, Norma,Tranter,Schitt

    or for short C.A.N.T. Schitt,,,,, oh getting worse ha ha ,, jimmy

  • You forgot Willy - but there are serious doubts about him lol :D :D

  • no, your definetely right,qb,,,, Wiilly schitt def same family ha ha,, and off course his twin sister Tillie , ;d ;d

    its amazing the amount of Schitts about .....ha ha,, what are we like,,,,jimmy

  • As bad as each other, jimmy!! :D :D - good innit - otherwise we'd be bored Schittless!

  • ha ha ha well aid qb,,, at least we can laughD)

    weve fairly "stirred up" the family of "schitts"D)

  • Hehe - better stirred than shaken lol :D :D

  • No Schitt ? :D

  • ha ha ha,,:),,[cant get smilies] :D

    edit,,, found smilies [phew, just about put smelies:D

  • Leave a gap before putting smiley code. Not:D but :D

    :)

  • thanks puff,, try it now,, D: ,,,,,,jimmy D: :D got it lol xx :D

  • nice to start with a laugh before work

  • great what this geneology can do :D

  • Excellent piece of research.....

  • thanks kephre,,:) .. jimmy

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