Violence on the Southampton sea front

> I witnessed absolutely disgusting behavior on the sea front at Southampton today. I saw a man and a woman having an almighty argument in front of a load of kids. Suddenly the woman smacked the guy on the head and it all kicked off!!! There was a massive brawl and someone must have phoned the police. This poor copper turned up on his own and took his baton to the man. The guy managed to get the baton off the copper and began to assault the copper and his wife!!!

> Then, out of nowhere, a crocodile crept up and stole all the sausages.

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  • Go to sleep.

    It is nice to hear that the tradition goes on.

  • Oh, you really had me going there for a while Sohara! So gullible :-( but made me smile :-)

    Have to say I never really enjoyed Punch & Judy as a child, though I know most kids love it. Agree with RibvanRey though, that it's good the old traditions still continue.

    Off to bed now, still smiling. Thanks for that.

    Goodnight now, Jan

  • Yep,had me going too,even had visions of said altercation, but yes it caused a laugh which is good Lol

  • Wonderful 'punch' line!

  • I needed cheering up this morning and "that's the way to do it"! X

  • haha behave! x

  • Really had me taken in there - couldn't understand why the croc was there. I am so thick.

  • Hehehehe,enjoyed that x

  • Nice one you got me drawn in. As an older person I still love Punch and Judy and often look to see if it being kept traditional.

    I did get escorted off the prom at Weymouth for impersonating Punch. I thought I would entertain the kids waiting for it to start, But the puppeteer did not see the funny side and called the police as I did not have an entertainment license! At least the kids waved me off ;)

  • What was the charge Offcut?

    Faking a Punch?

  • :D :D :D

  • Haha, had me going there Sohara. I was all riled up for a mo.

    Great to see you back xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

  • Ha ha,you nearly had me fooled as well! Till the 'punch line'.

    Took me back to when I used to watch it in Bognor,when I was small ( omg a life time ago!) xx

  • A good one Sohara! I thought it was for real at first!!!


  • Oh Sohara, you had me going there for a mo. I had just read coughalot's post and wondered what on earth was wrong with people in this country.......then the penny dropped. Thanks for making me laugh. xxxx

  • Unfortunately Southampton doesn't have a seafront!

  • That's the way to do it !!!! Ha Ha

  • Brilliant! made my day . Thank you xx

  • Had me going as well Marian xx

  • How funny Sohara,i kept reading thinking 'ehh?' then the penny dropped ! Very clever . :) Janexx

  • Great one Sohara, I finally twigged after a moment of confusion.

  • ha ha ha,, liked the "punch" line,, "judy" ,,regards jimmy

  • Love it. x

  • lol very good thank you xx

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