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Weekend Wit - Enjoy (Deep Breaths Ladies !!!)

A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts"

She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer.

When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start."

This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer.

When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts."

"That's it!" She blows her top, "You lazy b*****d!

You waltz in here,..... flop your fat backside down,...... don't even say hello to me...... and then expect me to run around like your slave.

Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?"

The husband sighed. ................."Oh s**t, it started!”

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HaHa loved it,have known some like that,lol! xxx

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Nice one Bob. You know my wife then. lol

Bobby

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Still laughing Thanks nannyb xxxx

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Hilarious lol!:)

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lol very good thank you xx

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Got some male cousin who need that beer. LOL Px

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Oh I enjoyed this one, sounds like my other half

Wazoo xx

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