A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts"
She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer.
When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start."
This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer.
When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts."
"That's it!" She blows her top, "You lazy b*****d!
You waltz in here,..... flop your fat backside down,...... don't even say hello to me...... and then expect me to run around like your slave.
Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?"
The husband sighed. ................."Oh s**t, it started!”
Shallow Breathing
A Proper Pain in the 
My cats treats for me
Update as you can all see in pic Stan likes to play peek a boo 🩵
Dysfunctional breathing.
