Weekend Wit -(Bit of a shaggy dog story) - Enjoy

As a butcher is shooing a dog from his shop, he sees £10 and a note in his mouth, reading: "5 lamb chops, please."

Amazed, he takes the money, puts a bag of chops in the dog's mouth, and quickly closes the shop.

He follows the dog and watches him wait for a green light, look both ways and trot across the road to a bus-stop.

The dog checks the timetable and sits on the bench. When a bus arrives, he walks around to the front and looks at the number, then boards the bus.

The butcher follows, dumbstruck.

After a while he stands on his back paws to push the "stop" bell, then the butcher follows him off the bus.

The dog runs up to a house and drops his bag on the step. He goes back down the path, takes a big run and throws himself -Whap!- against the door. He does this again and again.

No answer. So he jumps on a wall, walks around the garden, beats his head against a window, jumps off and waits at the front door.

A big guy opens it and starts cursing and shouting at the dog.

The butcher runs up screams at the guy:

"What the hell are you doing? This dog's a genius!"

The owner responds,

"Genius, my backside. It's the second time this week he's forgotten his key!"

17 Replies

  • Hahaha

  • Absolutely brilliant. Had me to the last.

  • Oh loved it,still smiling! xxx

  • Thanks plum dog,needed a laugh...any more.


  • I was hook line and sinker into that one! brill thanks! xxxx

  • Excellent Plumbob really enjoyed that. :) Janexx

  • Great joke Plumbob, thanks for the weekend laugh. x

  • That's a good one

  • Brilliant!!

  • That I like, must forward it on to friends

  • lol xx very good , still laughing x

  • very good , still laughing x

  • :D

  • Surreal! I bet the dog goes in and prepares lunch too!!! I love it!

  • I enjoyed that its a bit miserable today with the rain and wind it put a smile on my face

  • lovely thank you xx

  • Great one thanks.lol.

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