Ethel checked in to a hotel as a birthday treat, but as the evening wore on she was feeling a bit lonely.
I know she tough 'i'll call one of those men you see advertised in the phonebook for escort and sensual massage.
She looked through the phone book and came across an full page ad for a man called 'Tender Tony' - a very handsome man with assorted physical skills flexing in the photo.
He had all the right muscles in all the right places, thick wavy hair, powerful long legs, and a dazzling smile, six pack abs and she was certain she could bounce a £1 coin off that cute butt.
What the heck she figured and gave him a call
'Good evening madam and how can I help you this evening came the voice from the other end of the phone? 'Oh my she though he sounded so sexy!!!
Afraid she would lose her nerve if she hesitated - she rushed in
Hi, I hear you give great massage, I'd like you to come to my hotel room and give it to me, No wait, let me be straight with you, I'm in town all alone and I want sex!!!
I want it hot!! I want it now !!! bring all your gadgets and gizmo's, rubber, leather, whips, bring whatever you have in your bag of tricks.
We'll go hot and heavy all night, you can tie me up and cover me in chocolate and whipped cream anything and everything. How does that sound?
That sounds absolutely fantastic, madam!
But you need to dial 9 for an outside line!.
Blackpool and now. just waiting.
Changed my consultant
Something nice for a change
Re: cough cough cough
Made it home ok thanks all. Another day another saga. 
