A young ventriloquist was touring Sweden and was
doing a show in a small fishing town. With his dummy
on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb
blonde jokes.
Suddenly, a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on
her chair and starts shouting, "I've heard enough of
your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you
can stereotype Swedish blonde women that way? What
does the colour of a woman's hair have to do with
her worth as a human being? It's men like you who
keep women like me from being respected at work and
in the community and from reaching our full
potential as people. It's people like you that make
others think that all blondes are dumb! You and your
kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against
not only blondes, but women in
general...pathetically all in the name of humour!"
The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize,
and the blonde yells:
"You stay out of this! I'm talking to that little
pip squeak on your lap."
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Another phone call to watch out for
Another beautiful day on the ranch
just another quick question
Another Nebuliser question
