BUDGET CUTS
The Health Minister asked health professionals how they feel about the recent Austerity measures their responses are below:-
The Allergists voted to scratch them, but the
Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
The Gastroenterologists had a sort of a gut feeling about it, but the
Neurologists thought he had a lot of nerve.
The Obstetricians felt he was labouring under a misconception.
Ophthalmologists considered the ideas short-sighted.
Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the
Paediatricians said, "Oh, Grow up!"
The Psychiatrists thought the ideas were madness, while the
Radiologists could see right through them.
The Surgeons were fed up with the cuts and decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.
The ENT specialists didn't swallow it, and just wouldn't hear of it.
The Pharmacists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the
Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter..."
The Podiatrists thought it was a step backward, but the
Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea
The Anaesthetists thought the ideas were a gas, but the
Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the arseholes in parliament!
Been prescribed morphine small dose after a hospital stay.
Had to cancel my Lung function tests
EXCESSIVE DYNAMIC AIRWAY COLLAPSE
Update on pseudomonas
Pulmonary rehabilitation course 
