A few brief funnies to enjoy (I hope)

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Rodney Dangerfield: A girl phoned me the other day and said 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home.

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Please don't smile at me. That means I've got to smile back at you and it really hurts my face!

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Billy Crystal, Mr Saturday Night:

I come home. I find my wife in bed with my best friend. I say "Leonard, I have to, but you?"

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  • Very good lol.

  • Ty - v pleased you like them!

  • Thank you. A chuckle to make up for a rotten day.

  • That's how I felt Suzy6!

  • Love em thanks. Looking forward to more

  • So pleased! Will try and post whenever I find good'uns!

  • Fast and funny . Somehow the timing seemed exactly right ! Not always easy with the written word.

  • Absolutely .... oh to have that talent! Says it all - I love 'em!

  • Tommy Cooper Style ... Very Funny

  • Yes!

  • nice 'shorts' thank you x

  • Always good to have some briefs! x

  • These funnies should be obligatory every day!

  • Yes!

  • ha ha,, made me smile that,,jimmy

  • ;)

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