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When men should really keep quiet!

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Husband and wife are sitting in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks a question:

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you marry again?"

HUSBAND: " Definitely not."

WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of course I do"

WIFE" Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again"

WIFE: "You would?" ( with a hurt look)

HUSBAND: Makes loud audible groan

WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"

HUSBAND: "Sure, its a great house."

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND : "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: " Would you let her drive my car?"

HUSBAND: " Probably, its almost new"

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND: " That would seem the proper thing to do"

WIFE: " Would you give her my jewellery?"

HUSBAND: " No, I am sure she would want her own."

WIFE: " Would you take her golfing with you?"

HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times."

WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?"

HUSBAND: "No, she is left handed"

WIFE: Silence

HUSBAND:" Oh S__T!"

WIFE

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qbjb

Lol xxx

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huggs in reply to qbjb

Glad you liked it. I can just imagine the conversation, because I once had a similar conversation with my ex. Not the whole story! Just the bit about if I died would he marry someone else. I think a lot of women ask that. It is funny though. hugs xx

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Louisiana

hilarrrrious! :)

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Pleased you enjoyed it Lousiana, as it is funny!

hilarious hugs xxx

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Hi there tw3, Glad you found it funny. I still giggle when I read it again after responses from you all. Hugs xx

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jimmyw123

ha ha one good hugs,, us men are easy caught out:) very funny ,,,,jimmy xxx

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huggs

Glad you like it Jimmy. I haven't had time to post any more funnies as I have been asleep, on the phone and answering emails. My neck is a lot better today, so having 18 needles stuck in me must be helping. Hope you are as well.as you can be. I'll try and post some funnies later or tomorrow. hugs xxx

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JParkway58

Very funny huggs x

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huggs

lol glad you enjoyed it JP hugs xx

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Plumbob

Fairway to go !!! Nice one Huggs

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huggs

Ha ha ha!! Yes its a good one. Happy you got a chuckle out of it. hugs xx

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needtobreathe

LoL xx

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huggs

Glad you had a good laugh! LOL hugs xx

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:p

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Ha ha

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undine

lol very good thanks xx

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Hi undine, Glad you enjoyed it! LOL hugs xx

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sue930

That cheered me up no end!!! love it. Thanks huggs, for a very much needed laugh.

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huggs in reply to sue930

Glad you enjoyed it Sue. It is funny, I can just imagine their faces when he said the last bit! ha ha.

from Huggs xx

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