For Dall keep at it, few 1 liners,xxx

ERROR, no keyboard, PRESS F1 to continue,

I may be fat,but your ugly I can loose weight,

Don't play stupid with me, im better at it,

Thay say that alcohol kills slowly, SO WHAT? im in no hurry,

On the other hand........ you have different fingers,

Complex problems have simple,easy to understand,wrong answer,

I think someone as to be listening to you for it to be an actual conversation,

Foreign Aid.The transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries,

People will believe anything if you whisper it.

Just about the time you think you can make ends meet, SOMEONE moves the ends,

Be careful of your thoughts, Thay may become words at any moment,

The only knowledge that can hurt you is the knowledge you don't have.

I tried to hang myself with a bungee chord,i kept almost dyin,

This isn't an office, its HELL with fluorescent lighting,

I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ABILITY.

The difference between genius and stupidty is that genius has its limits.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it,

Keep the dream alive, hit the snooze button,

WE live in a society were the pizza gets to you before the police

George Washington said we would have a black president when pigs fly, WELL SWINE FLU,

The miss universe pageant is fixed, all the winners are from EARTH

wHY do people keep running over a string dozens of times with the hoover,then reach down ,pick it up examine it .then put it down to give there hoover 1 more chance,

HIPPOPOTOMONSTRESQUIPPEDALIOPHOBIA, fear of long words,

There are no winners in life;;;;; only survivors,xxx

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  • Ad have to agree with most of DAT :))

    Like thay say better out than in :)

  • agreed glad you enjoyed them,xxx

  • Loved em' all TS3, your 1 liners always give me a good laugh and your right, winnings not important but surviving is.

    Surviving is something us healthunlockeders are quite good at eh' as we fight and never give in ok'.

    I'll be up on the Malverns again tomorrow in training so I'm ready to smash that big 500 meter barrier in 3 months.

    its gonna look nothing like this but the same effort will be put in Ha Ha.

    Tony xxx

  • good luck dall 5 keep going,xxx

  • Ad have to agree with Dat too :) x

  • I get very strange looks when people say that they are mad (funny) when I say I have a certificate to say I am not do you ?

  • I have certificate of nuroligest saying nothing wrong with my head too .. cool we both have one :))

  • Love the Hoover one - so true and comical!

  • Loved all of that .....my fave ....Hoover and string ....genius and stupidity....hang and bungee cord x

  • Thanks twiceshy Favourite difference between genius and stupidity and the hoover. Why do I do the same.!!

  • ha ha, all so true:) loved the hoover one, watched my weekly home help, do exactly that,, [off course i would never do such a thing like that:),,,,,,??? lol,,

    i dont suffer from insanity,,,,i enjoy every minute of it,, ha ha, brilliant ,,its a great tonic, our daily smiles,,, ,jimmy xxx

  • Like the others - the hoover one most interesting reaction - why do we do that ! Tks

  • Hi TW3, These are all brilliant. The one about the thoughts are particularly relevant to me today! Also the one about the ability to keep silent seems pretty apt. I cannot pick a favourite however, as they are soooo true. Thank you. hugs xx

  • loved the hoover one - so true - thank you xx

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