True Newspaper Headlines.

[huggs]

1. Include your children when baking cookies.

2. Something went wrong in Jet Crash, expert says.

3. Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers.

4. Drunk gets 9 months in violin case.

5. Is there a ring of debris around Uranus?

6. Prostitutes appeal to Pope.

7. Panda mating fails----vet takes over.

8.Miners refuse to work after death.

9.Never withhold Herpes infection from loved one.

10. War dims hope for peace.

11. Cold wave linked to temperatures.

12. If strike isn't settled quickly, it may last a while.

13. Red tape holds up new bridges.

14. Typhoon rips through cemetery----hundreds dead.

15. Man minus ear waives hearing.

16. Sex education in schools delayed: teachers request more training.

[dall05]

Every one a Gem. .

[huggs in reply to dall05]

Glad you like them dall04. lol hugs xx

[Plumbob]

Those were brilliant Huggs, had me in stitches (or maybe I should I say, Breathless Man Loses His Breath !!) Ha Ha keep them coming

[huggs in reply to Plumbob]

Ha ha ha Your responses are always good as well. I must admit the headlines had me laughing out loud as well, then of course comes the breathlessness, but having a good laugh is better than moping. hugs xx

[helingmic]

Yeah, hugg, yeah!

[jimmyw123]

brilliant ,,all of them jimmy xxx

[huggs]

Hi again Jimmy, Glad to see you whizzing through the humour section this morning! I agree the headlines are good, but I can't pick a favourite. Its impossible. Pleased you liked them. hugs xxx

[undine]

lovely thank you xx

[huggs]

You are welcome undine. its good to laugh. hugs from Huggs xx