The Sharing of Marriage--------

The old man placed an order for one hamburger, French fires and a drink.

He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife.

He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.

He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then sat the cup down between them.....As he began to eat his few bits of hamburger, the people around them were looking and whispering.

Obviously they were thinking, " That poor old couple ---all they can afford is one meal for the two of them."

As the man began to eat his fries a young man approached the couple and politely offered to buy another meal for them. The old man said, they were perfectly fine and use to sharing everything.

People closer to the table noticed the old lady hadn't eaten a bite. She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink.

Again, the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them. This time the old woman said," No, thank you, we are use to sharing everything."

Finally, as the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with a napkin, the young man came over yet again to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked, " What is it you are waiting for?"

She answered..........." THE TEETH." !!!

18 Replies

  • Hysterical!!!! M x

  • Hi Mocarey,

    Glad you like it. I found it very funny as well, as you have no idea what the ending is going to be. hugs xx

  • Thank you that was great, I'm still laughing x

  • Hi, JParkway,

    I am glad you have had a good laugh. It does us all the world of good. Take care, hugs xx

  • Thank you huggs and you take care to xxx

  • You are welcome JP and thank you too. xx hugs

  • Ha ha huggs. You've done it again. Thank you. can't stop laughing.

  • Glad you enjoyed it Suzy. Did you get my request? I am a persistent little devil as Mick told me. ha ha ha. hugs xx

  • Hello huggs haven't had a request. I would call you an imp not a devil. Imps are naughty but loveable.

  • Hi Suzy, The request from me in on your post of a couple of days ago, called, 'A Thought'. You answered my response to my post about an hour ago, and then I responded back, which included a request! I am too tired to explain it all again, but you can find it easily enough. Thank you ( I think) for calling me an imp. Mick was just being affectionate. He said it in a nice way. hugs xx

  • Haha, I didn't see that coming. x

  • Hi Casper,

    No, I don't think anyone did, especially those in the restaurant!! Pleased you liked it. hugs xx

  • Like a good joke you can get your teeth into Ha Ha !!

  • Ha ha very witty Plumbob. Glad you liked it. hugs xx

  • Lovely!!

  • Pleased you liked it Beetroothead. ha ha hugs xx

  • didnt expect that at the end,,ha ha keep em coming huggs,,jimmy xxx

  • Hi Jimmy, Glad you liked it. Take care, and I hope you had a better sleep last night. hugs xxx

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