god grant me the senility to forget the people i never liked, the good fortune to remember the ones i do,and the eyesight to tell the differ

[jimmyw123]

ence

now that im older , heres what ive discovered:

[1] i started with nothing,, and still have most of it.

[2]my "wild oats" are mostly enjoyed with prunes and all-bran

[3] i finally got my head together,,,and now my bodies falling apart

[3] funny,,,i dont remember being absent minded

[5] funny,,,,i dont remember being absent minded

[6] it was a whole job easier to get older, than to get wiser

[7] some days your top dog: some days your the lampost

8] kids in the back seat cause accidents.

[9] accidents in the back seat cause kids

[10] these days i spend time thinking of the hereafter,,,,,i go somewhere to get something, and then i wonder what im here after

[11] funny, i dont remember being absent minded

[10] funny, i dont remember being absent minded

,,,,, have i put this on before? keep smiling jimmy xxxx

[who never slept a wink last night,,,,or was it last night lol]

[Suzy6]

Ha Ha Jimmy wonderful. Have a good weekend. Beautiful day here, at the moment, hope it lasts. Jimmy the Jovial Jock. Sorry it is meant as a term of endearment xx

[jimmyw123]

morning suzy, same to you suz have a great weekend,,, its the same here in edin,, beautiful blue skies,,, for a change

the jovial jock ha ha,,,,,,, best regards,,jimmyxxx

[pergola1]

I have never read that one before, Jimmy. So true and thanks for sharing it.

[Plumbob]

Some good ones there Jimmy, but less of the heavy breathing!!

[Hidden]

Ha ha brilliant,xxx good to see you back in good form Jimmy,hope you're feeling better xxx

[sassy59]

Brilliant jimmy and good to see you have your great sense of humour still. Wishing you well and a better sleep tonight. Lots of love, Carole xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[pollyjj]

Made me smile Jimmy, just what we need every day.

pollyxx

[huggs in reply to pollyjj]

These are great Jimmy, but my favourite is number 7!! Speak to you later. Didn't know you lived in Edinburgh. I lived there for a year. Sorry you had a bad night, but you'll make up for it tonight I am sure. hugs xxx

[longlungs]

So good to see you back on form Jimmy enjoyed that alot so true Wishing you a better sleep tonight. Janexx

[lilysausage]

Made me giggle Hope your feeling better very soon xx

[needtobreathe]

Thank you Jimmy you always make me laugh, start the day right, Have a great weekend. x

[undine]

veery good thank you xx