1. Advice for idiots from page 16 of the HP "Environmental, Healthy & Safety Handbook for employees:
"Blink your eyelids periodically to lubricate your eyes.
2. My neighbour works in the operations department in the central office of a large bank. Employees in the field
call him when they have problems with their computers. One night he got a call from a woman in one of the
branch banks who had this question: "I've got smoke coming from the back of my terminal. Do you guys have a
3. My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for
"minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg.
4. Police interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his head and connected it with wires to a
photocopying machine. The message, "he is lying" was placed in the copier, and police pressed the copy
button each time they thought the suspect was lying. Believing the "lie detector" was working, the suspect