A joke for today

[qbjb]

A wife asks her husband:

"Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6!"

A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why the hell did you buy 6 cartons of milk?" He replied, "They had eggs..."

[pollyjj]

Literal thinking.

polly xx

[hufferpuffer]

Haha! xxx

[Toci]

[ptliverpool]

Typical! that would be my Husband.

[CELAT06 in reply to ptliverpool]

And mine!

[Sohara]

Brilliant

[helingmic]

emphasis on "had"! I love it!

[huggs]

H ha. Hilarious, but it just leaves the joke open to sexist funnies, but I am resisting. Very good. I'm still chuckling!

[qbjb]

Xx It made me laugh out loud so I'm really pleased you all like it too! Xx

[Hidden]

Ha Ha,loved it xxx

[emileb120]

the rabbit runs, jumps, hops all day long lives about 15 years, the tortoise barely walks 1/8 mile per hour lives to 150+ years

[qbjb in reply to emileb120]

Ah but who has more fun ... and maybe that 150 years feels like a lot longer!!

[jimmyw123]

well he did what he was told to do,,, very good , clever lol