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blood is "thicker" than water :)

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an ambulance pulls up to the scene of a car crash, the medic looks over at the pink, upturned nova.

he fetches his medical kit and races across to the vehicle

,crouching to examine the lovely looking blonde girl at the wheel of the battered car. as he studies the red smears on the upholstery, he asks "can you tell me where your bleeding from?"

"ESSEX" she replied:) :)

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scrobbitty profile image
scrobbitty

hahahahaha :D xx

oxytic profile image
oxytic

poor girl :) lol Jimmw123

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cofdrop-UK

:-) :-) :-) x

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medow

Hee hee hee x x x

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Mollysdad

My wife is from Essex and she resembles that remark!

Good one Jimmy. ;-)

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tatteka in reply to Mollysdad

She doesn't resent it then.

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Suzy6

Ha Ha Ha. Morning tonic jimmy. Have a good day xx

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silversurfer

:) :) :) Glad I'm a redhead.

Bethan

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ptliverpool

Sounds right! :)

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needtobreathe

hahahahah

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FarmerD

Love it Jimmy,lol thanks!"-"!

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hufferpuffer

O bleeding heck Jimmy! hahaha! xxxxx

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eastridingbigden

sounds right to me Jjimmy ha ha aha

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undine

lol very good thank you xx

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huggs

Very good. ha ha ha. At least she wasn't too badly injured.! hugs xx

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emileb120

don't get it, or is it that corny?

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jimmyw123

dont get it ?:) bleedineck where do you come from:)

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JParkway58

Ha ha ha

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heho

ha ha enjoyed that

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heho

that sounds about right !!!!!!!!!

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