one day a family bring their frail elderly mother to an old peoples home. they are concerned , but feel reassured that she is in good hands
the next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a hearty breakfast, then sat her on a chair overlooking a most beautiful garden.
she seems fine but after a while she slowly starts to lean over sideways in her chair.
two attentive nurses immediately rush up to catch her and straighten her up.
again there seems a little wrong, but after a while she starts to lean to the other side.
the nurses rush back and once more bring her back upright.
this dance continued all morning.
later the family arrive to see how the old woman is getting on in her new home
"so mummy, how are you getting on here? are they treating you well" they ask.
"oh yes" ,she replies, "its all very nice, good food, clean place, well attended to etc.etc,
then lowering her voice, she whispers.............
,,,,,,"except they wont let me fart"