British Lung Foundation

A man's view on having sex

They sitting on the sofa, kissing and cuddling , both getting more aroused, in due course they go up to the bedroom, she goes to the bathroom to " freshen up " in doing so on her return she trips on the rug, hubby says " did my little bunny kins " hurt her self ? No she replies, what follows is a frantic lovemaking session that would shock a porn star, after wards as she goes back to the bathroom to freshen up , she again trips on the same rug , " clumsy bitch " is his only response.