British Lung Foundation

Weekend Wit-Enjoy

Paddy McCoy, was an elderly Irish farmer. He received a letter from the Department for Work & Pensions, stating that they suspected he was not paying his employees the statutory minimum wage and they would send an inspector to interview them.

On the appointed day, the inspector turned up.

"Tell me about your staff," he asked Paddy.

"Well," said Paddy, "there's the farm hand, I pay him £240 a week, and he has a free cottage.

Then there's the housekeeper. She gets £190 a week, along with free board and lodging.

There's also the half-wit. He works a 16 hour day, does 90% of the work, earns about £25 a week along with a bottle of whisky and, as a special treat, occasionally gets to sleep with my wife."

"That's disgraceful" said the inspector, "I need to interview the half-wit."

...................................................................."That'll be me then," said Paddy

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nice one plum bob. Lol

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Good one plum bob,Wasent expecting that ending! xxx

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Just love that plumbob - soooo funny :-) x

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thats a good one reddy

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:D :D :D

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Brilliant Plumbob I laughed out loud cheers :) Janexx

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Good one. M x

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Brilliant

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very good thank you x

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