A man was driving down a local street one day and approached a stop sign. He barely slowed down and ran right through the stop sign after glancing for traffic.
What the driver did not know was that a policeman was watching the intersection. The Officer pulled out after him and stopped the car two blocks away.
Policeman: "Licence, registration and proof of insurance please."
Driver: Before I give it to you, tell me what the heck you stopped me for."
Policeman:" Watch your tone sir, you ran a stop sign back there."
Driver:" Man, I slowed down, what the heck is the difference?"
The policeman pulled out his night stick and began smashing it over the man's head and shoulders.
Policeman: " Now do you want me to just slow down or stop?"
There is no offence intended in this joke and certainly no condoning of violence. hugs.