British Lung Foundation

Slow down or stop!

A man was driving down a local street one day and approached a stop sign. He barely slowed down and ran right through the stop sign after glancing for traffic.

What the driver did not know was that a policeman was watching the intersection. The Officer pulled out after him and stopped the car two blocks away.

Policeman: "Licence, registration and proof of insurance please."

Driver: Before I give it to you, tell me what the heck you stopped me for."

Policeman:" Watch your tone sir, you ran a stop sign back there."

Driver:" Man, I slowed down, what the heck is the difference?"

The policeman pulled out his night stick and began smashing it over the man's head and shoulders.

Policeman: " Now do you want me to just slow down or stop?"

There is no offence intended in this joke and certainly no condoning of violence. hugs.

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Nice one Huggs. X

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Pleased you enjoyed the jokes Mavary. Keep well and take care. hugs xx

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good one - at least he got the point across and it is usually the idiots who drive dangerously who kill other people but survive themselves - thank you xx

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Hi undine, glad you liked it. I was a bit concerned that some people might take offence at it, but I thought it was funny. hugs xx

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Oh yes! Watch those speedster around our area. they cut through because it's speedier, that they et stuck in the centre of town!. Love it!

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Pleased that you liked it Mic. You could always recommend this idea to your local police officer! Joke

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