A three year old boy walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting in the doctor's surgery with his mother.

[huggs]

"Why is your tummy so big?" he asks loudly

"I'm having a baby," she replies

"Is the baby in your tummy?" he asks with big wide eyes

"yes it is," she says

"Is it a good baby?" he asks with a puzzled look

"Oh yes, a really good baby," she replies.

Shocked and surprised, he asks, " Then why did you eat him?"

[Mavary]

Brilliant!

[huggs in reply to Mavary]

Glad you enjoyed it Mavary! When I checked it earlier it seemed like the last line had been omitted, and it did not sound correct, because it was the punch line.! I thought I had done something wrong, but it seems ok now. hugs xx

[Mavary in reply to huggs]

Hi Huggs. I just thought it was funny as it's the sort of thing a child would say. X

[tigerhouse]

Kids a ? Reminds us of a little snippet we happen to over hear from a little lad about five who was with his mother doing the " penny for the guy " routine & him saying to his mother " we should knock on the door of drunk people as they give out more money ? Kids A !!!!!

[huggs]

Kids, yeah. They can get you into all kinds of embarrassing predicaments. Just like animals. hugs xx

Whoops, I didn't mean to imply kids were like animals.!

[Hidden]

Out of the mouths of babes! That was a goody,enjoyed it txs! xxx

[undine]

very good thank you x

[huggs in reply to undine]

Pleased that you enjoyed it. Hope you are keeping well and have a Happy Easter. hugs xx

[helingmic]

Oh dear! I hope mum could explain we don't eat babies any more!!!

Good one!

[huggs in reply to helingmic]

Lets hope so or the little boy will be scarred for life!

[eightyplus]

Children! Unpredictable amusing and honest. Absolutely unaffected by political correctness and able to see and say it as it really is. Nice one hugs.

[huggs]

I liked this one too. There is a simple but funny innocence to it. Glad you enjoyed it and have a Happy Easter. More importantly keep well. hugs xx

[eastridingbigden]

love it huggs keep them coming

[huggs in reply to eastridingbigden]

I will do my best! Glad you are enjoying them. I have posted quite a few, but I still have some up my sleeve.! hugs xx