just after getting married, a sailor is informed his next naval posting will be on a remote pacific island. A few weeks after arriving, he begins to miss his new wife, and writes to her a letter. "my love" he writes, "we will be apart for a year--far too long, Already im missing you, and theres not really much to do here.Worse still, were constantly surrounded by young , nubile native girls. Do you think if i had a hobby of some kind i would not be tempted?
A few weeks later, a parcel arrives from his wife, containing a harmonica and a note saying "why dont you learn to play this"?
several months later, his tour of duty ends and he rushes back to his wife "Darling", he cries,"I have missed you so much, i cant wait to get you into bed, so that we can make mad passionate love"!
The wife frowns at him,,,,,,,
"First things first", she replies,,,,,,,,,,,,"I want to see you play that ***** harmonica"!!!!