British Lung Foundation

This is true.Dont know if you have one near you!!

A new supermarket opened near my house. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh mown hay.

In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks with onions.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The bread department features the tantalising smell of fresh baked bread & cookies.

I don’t buy toilet paper there any more.

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Very good Wendells! You had me going there for a while. Hope you are well. Take care. xxxx

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I almost believed it as well. Nice one. :)

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That brilliant Wendells! Still laughing and gonna print that off. Best one in a long time.

Sara

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Hehe.

Morrisons do actually have a mist machine for the fresh herbs. :)

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About cough medicines and lozenges - the sound of spitting .(Smiley)

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Well Wendells that added a smile to the weekend, thanks x

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Great ,x

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Great one Wendells. Thoroughly enjoyed it.

Bobby xxx

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Really enjoyed that Wendells, thanks.

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I think I would avoid that one too. X

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Brilliant

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Brilliant

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ho ho ho

LMAO

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Hi Wendells, when we 'popped' over to France last year, the supermarket we went to really did have a mister over the fresh veg. and it looked wonderful. Thanks for the smile. Take care. Lizzy.

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:)

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very good lol thank you x

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oh that did make me laugh, xx

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Oh that was brilliant wendells.

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