an elderly chap went to the doctor with hearing problems, after the doctor gave him the various hearing tests,he then supplied him with a hearing aid which cured his problem completely.
on his next visit to the doctors he said, "i cant believe this, for the first time in years my hearing is perfect"
" i am so pleased for you, i bet your family will be ever so pleased" said the doctor,
the elderly chap replied " oh!! i havent told the family yet,,,,,,,,,,
i just sit there and listen to all their conversations"
"in fact ive changed my will three times this week!!"
p,s the pic above is of me and my dad ,,,,taken over 60 years ago,, it still takes pride of place in my cabinet yet