in a trial , a southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand, he approached her and asked,"mrs jones do you know me?" she responded, "why yes i do know you mr williams, ive known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you have been a big disappointment to me, you lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk behind their backs, you think your a big shot when you havent the brains to realize you,ll never amount to anything more than a two bit paper pusher,,,, yes i know you."
the lawyer was stunned, not knowing what else to do, he pointed
across the room and asked, "mrs jones, do you know the defense
she again replied " why yes i do, ive known mr bradley since he was a youngster,too, he,s lazy, bigoted and has a drink problem, he cant have a normal relationship with anyone, his law practices are one of the worst in the entire state, not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different woman, one of them was your wife, ,,,yes i know him"
the defense attorney nearly died!!!
the judge asked both attorney,s to approach the bench, and in a very quiet voice said,,,
"if either of you idiots asks her, if she knows me, i,ll send you both to the electric chair"