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Sunday Morning Smile !!

In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a woman who was waiting for a bus was

wearing a tight leather skirt.

As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her

skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first

step of the bus.

Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached

behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough

slack to raise her leg.

Again, she tried to make the step only to discover she still couldn't.

So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her

skirt a little more.

For the second time, attempted the step, and, once again, much to her

annoyance she could not raise her leg.

With little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little

more and again was unable to make the step.

About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up

easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.

She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and screeched,

"How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!'

The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you,

but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends."

8 Replies

Lol - good one!


Ha ha didn't expect that! xx


great, made me laugh


Nor did the Texan LOL!!


Really enjoyed that. Thanks :)


Good one Plumbob!


Hahaha really enjoyed that plumbob so did my boys thanks. :) Janexx


lol very good thank you xx


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