the pope arrived at edinburgh air port, got a taxi along the main road to edinburgh, .the taxi driver and the pope got taking, and the pope happened to say, " i would love a try at driving a taxi, ive always had an incling to do that, but in my position , just never got the chance" "no prob" says the taxi driver, "you get in the front and i,ll get in the back, then drive the taxi, to your hearts content" so the pope gets in the drivers seat,and the taxi driver gets in the back, the pope then drives the taxi, he then gets a bit carried away, and puts the boot down, doing about 80 mph,,,,ee haww , ee haww, [that was a police sirene: the police officers stops the taxi, gets the fright of his life seeing the pope driving a taxi, so he radios through to his control room, and says " i dont know how to put this,, but i have just stopped a taxi doing 80, and believe me there,s is someone very important in it, "how important do you mean" says the radio control,",well r, r.r,r realy rrrealy important sir " says the police officer, "c,mon now dont mess about" says the radio control, ,, JUST HOW IMPORTANT IS THIS CHAP, the police officer then blurted out,,WELL!! HE,S THAT IMPORTANT,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,.......................................................... ,,,,,,,HES GOT THE POPE DRIVING HIM ABOUT IN A TAXI !!!
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