British Lung Foundation

Joke of the Day

- Subject: Afraid

People were talking in their church pews. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church.

Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.

Soon everyone had left the church except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence.

So Satan walked up to the old man and said, "Don't you know who I am?

The man replied, "Yep, sure do."

"Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked.

"Nope, sure ain't." said the man.

"Don't you realize I can kill you with a word?" asked Satan.

"Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man, in an even tone.

"Did you know that I could cause you profound, horrifying, AGONY for all eternity?" persisted Satan.

"Yep," was the calm reply.

"And you're still not afraid?" asked Satan.

Nope," said the old man.

More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Well, why aren't you afraid of me?"

The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for 48 years."


The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her wheelchair, where the

activities for her 100th birthday were taking place.

Grandma couldn't speak very well, but she would write notes when she

needed to communicate.

After a short time out on the lawn, Grandma started leaning off to the

right, so some family members grabbed her, straightened her up, and

stuffed pillows on her right side.

A short time later, she started leaning off to her left, so again the

family grabbed her and stuffed pillows on her left side.

Soon she started leaning forward, so the family members again grabbed

her, and then tied a pillowcase around her waist to hold her up.

A nephew who arrived late came up to Grandma and said ...

"Hi, Grandma, you're looking good! How are they treating you?"

Grandma took out her little notepad and slowly wrote a note to the


'Buggers won't let me fart!'

9 Replies

I like your sence of humor berwick keep em coming lol.


Well done, Berwick, true to life.x


Hi Berwick. You had me In stitches with these two. X


I needed a good giggle.


Thank you berwick. Not feeling great so you really cherred me up. Thank you. Alison


Lol enjoyed both of them thanks Berwick . :) Janexx


Two goodies! xxx


Enjoyed them both. just told my friend,,and got them right.!!


At the moment, I feel like 100 too! Let me lean a bit!


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