A joke !!

Beware!

The computer swallowed Grandma

Yes honestly it’s true!

She pressed Control and Enter

And disappeared from view.

It devoured her completely;

The thought just makes me squirm.

She must have caught a Virus

Or been eaten by a Worm.

I’ve searched through the Recycle Bin

And files of every kind.

I’ve even used the Internet,

But nothing did I find.

In desperation I asked Google,

My searches to refine.

The reply from them was negative;

Not a thing was found Online.

So if inside your Inbox

My Grandma you should see,

Please Copy, Scan and Paste her,

And send her back to me!

Anon.

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  • That is brilliant can I pinch it please.

    polly xx

  • Be my guest, polly - Good to pass jokes around.

  • Yes me to if you dont mind pergola I loved it very good very funny. Thanx. :) Janexx

  • I have read before, but you can imagine a little one thinking along these lines when viewing a picture of grandma on the PC which suddenly disappears after pretending the keyboard plays a tune like the piano :) ;)

    Some more PC humour for you Pergola et al:

    PC screen cleaners - a pug dog:

    Feline Screen Cleaner:

    Have a happy Sunday :)

  • BC, I loved the ginger kittie. There was a link to a angry cat going up the stairs, which got our cat going!

  • LOL its so funny when pets react to pet on screen or tv :) ;)

  • I like it. Hope you get grandma back. Try healthunlockedcopd. Lol.Xxx

  • Can I send it to my Son in Germany, if I get lost he will know where to look for me,lol

    Only thing is I can't seem to post it in a mail to send to him can anyone help please

  • Copy/paste method but better the experts explain. x

  • Very funny, I've been in danger of this happening to me on occasion!

  • very good thank you

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