Flight Announcement ...
Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising
altitude the captain announced:
"Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain.
Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from
London Heathrow to New York.
The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth uneventful
flight. So, sit back, relax, and.........OH... MY GOD!"
Some moments later, the captain came back on the intercom. "Ladies
and Gentlemen, I’m sorry if I scared you. While I was talking to you,
a flight attendant accidentally spilled coffee in my lap. You should
see the front of my pants!"
From the back of the plane, an Irate passenger yelled.......
"For f!!!ksake....you should see the "BACK OF MINE !!!! "