Two women knocked at my door today, and asked what bread I ate, when I said white they gave me a lecture on the benefits of brown bread for 30 minutes.

I think they were those Hovis Witnesses.


After years of research scientists have found what makes women happy,.



Just had my water bill. £175 That's a lot.

Oxfam can supply a whole village for just £2 a month: time to change supplier I think.


An English man has started his own business in Afghanistan! He is making land mines that look like prayer mats! It's doing well! Prophets are going through the roof.


A boy asked his granny, have you see my pills, they were labelled LSD.

Granny replies, f@@k the pills, have you see the dragons in the kitchen?!


As I headed this just LAUGHS. No offence meant.

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3 Replies

  • Brilliant. Had me in stitches. X

  • very good thank you x

  • No of fence taken,had a good laugh! xxx

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