Two women knocked at my door today, and asked what bread I ate, when I said white they gave me a lecture on the benefits of brown bread for 30 minutes.
I think they were those Hovis Witnesses.
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After years of research scientists have found what makes women happy,.
Nothing,
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Just had my water bill. £175 That's a lot.
Oxfam can supply a whole village for just £2 a month: time to change supplier I think.
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An English man has started his own business in Afghanistan! He is making land mines that look like prayer mats! It's doing well! Prophets are going through the roof.
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A boy asked his granny, have you see my pills, they were labelled LSD.
Granny replies, f@@k the pills, have you see the dragons in the kitchen?!
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As I headed this just LAUGHS. No offence meant.
post nasal drip part 3
Silly little setbacks!
My dad graduated from ICU today! Severe Pneumonia 
Telectasis and phlegm
When the drugs don’t work
