Two women knocked at my door today, and asked what bread I ate, when I said white they gave me a lecture on the benefits of brown bread for 30 minutes.
I think they were those Hovis Witnesses.
After years of research scientists have found what makes women happy,.
Just had my water bill. £175 That's a lot.
Oxfam can supply a whole village for just £2 a month: time to change supplier I think.
An English man has started his own business in Afghanistan! He is making land mines that look like prayer mats! It's doing well! Prophets are going through the roof.
A boy asked his granny, have you see my pills, they were labelled LSD.
Granny replies, f@@k the pills, have you see the dragons in the kitchen?!
As I headed this just LAUGHS. No offence meant.