joke of the Day

:A couple had been married for 50 years They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says, 'Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together.' 'I know,' the old man said.'We were probably sitting here naked as a jaybird fifty years ago .''Well,' Granny snickered. 'Let's relive some old times.' Where upon, the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table. 'You know, honey,' the little old lady breathlessly replied, 'My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago.' 'I'm not be surprised,' replied Gramps. 'One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal.'

Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill said he would be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own. One day a few weeks later, Bill came home and his wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong. 'What's wrong,Bill?' she asked. 'Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?' 'Oh, Bill, you didn't ' she exclaimed. 'Yes, I did.' he replied. 'My God, Bill, what happened?' 'I got fired.''No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?' 'Oh... she got fired too.'

One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm. The wife turns over and says 'I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynaecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh.' The husband,rejected, turns over. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. 'Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?'


12 Replies

  • Berwick, thanks for the joked they keep me sane...Audrey

  • Hoho, did you see KIng put the pickle one up some time ago? It made me chuckle then and made me chuckle today :)

  • I love your jokes they set me up for the day.

  • Hi berwick very funny and very naughty but I like it. X

  • Berwick

    Thanks for the jokes. You brighten my day! Mandy

  • Hahaha....made me chuckle Ta. !

  • Your're so funny, LMAO x

  • Brilliant. Every time I look at my mail these days I end up laughing out loud. My son thinks I'm loosing the plot.

    He's probably right. Keep them coming Berwick.

  • ha ha keep them coming berwick,, always a good laugh. keeps you going lol,,jw

  • Berwick I'm glad nobody was injured in this joke!!!

  • Very good, gave me a titter.!

  • berwick loved all 3 brilliant keep them coming hope you are well today

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